"I did my best
But I guess my best wasn't good enough
Just once can't we figure out what we keep doing wrong
Why we never last for very long
What are we doing wrong
Just once can't we find a way to finally make it right
Make the magic last for more than just one night
If we could just get to it
I know we could break through it."
It didn't take long, did it? It took only a few days of Wall Street experiencing an attack of the wobbles and here we have our ol' friend Ben calming nerves with a karaoke rendition of James Ingrams's classic, "Just Once". Wall Street applauded, and with a standing ovation at that.
Wall Street seemed content enough to trade up on indications of strengthening momentum in the US economy - something most didn't expect at 2012's open. But not Ben, he wants to "make the magic last for more than just one night".
The Fed Chairman said so himself when he addressed the National Association for Business Economics Annual Conference in Washington last night. "A wide range of indicators suggests that the job market has been improving, which is a welcome development indeed," undoubtedly helped by the Fed's cheap and easy money policies.
The Fed has kept interest rates at 0-0.25% since December 2008, bought around US$2,300,000,000,000 worth of US Treasuries and pledged to keep the fed funds rate at "exceptionally low" levels "at least through late 2014".
But it ain't good enough. We need another QE - at least this was what he implied last night.
" ... conditions remain far from normal, as shown, for example, by the high level of long-term unemployment and the fact that jobs and hours worked remain well below pre-crisis peaks, even without adjusting for growth in the labor force. Moreover, we cannot yet be sure that the recent pace of improvement in the labor market will be sustained."
What do we need? " ... further significant improvements in the unemployment rate will likely require a more-rapid expansion of production and demand from consumers and businesses, a process that can be supported by continued accommodative policies."
He argued that, "both cyclical and structural forces have doubtless contributed to the increase in long-term unemployment, the continued weakness in aggregate demand is likely the predominant factor".
What do we need? "If this assessment is correct, then accommodative policies to support the economic recovery will help address this problem as well."
But "if this hypothesis is wrong and structural factors are in fact explaining much of the increase in long-term unemployment, then the scope for countercyclical policies to address this problem will be more limited."
Still, "it will become even more important to take the steps needed to ensure that workers are able to obtain the skills needed to meet the demands of our rapidly changing economy."
And with these words, Big Ben has laid out the groundwork for another QE. He's shovel ready. Although at this point, I don't think we're quite at that point yet where another QE is imminent.
It might be too slow for Ben's taste, but the US economy is already picking up momentum and the virtuous cycle has started to spin, energising not only American consumers and businesses but also the rest of the global community.
At the end of the day, it's good news all around for risk assets. It'll be better of course if these are backed by continued improvement in activity and growth fundamentals.
But if not, there's always the Big Ben boost to fall back on.
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